The only dream that comes true is when u dream pee

I would have that same reaction if someone gave me Salmon.

unwindingeyes:

I’m dead.

Every nutjob Tumblr liberal

awwww HAHAH how cute

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“im afraid my mom wont love me anymore if she finds out every single disney toy shes ever bought me has been inside my ass at some point.”

omfg Lol

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